Ya, Thanks For Telling Me

Dear Mr. Anonymous,

Thanks for being a recreational drug user during our whole entire relationship, and always being dishonest about that. Awesome. Furthermore, when you decided to “quit”, your ” relapses” were more than appealing. Double awesome. But when you really did quit, good for you. Switching over to real life doctor prescribed medicine for a condition you never realized you had was a better move, bravo for real. ( Next time telling me first would create a better mood of ‘honesty’ in the atmosphere, you know, for future reference.) However, after starting that regimen, I don’t think you are qualified to determine you should go right back off of it, un-announced and without Dr. supervision. Bad call. This isn’t your dealers dope your messin with. I was just curious where your common sense was in all this? Anyway, please just follow your Dr.’s orders from here on out and let others know what’s happening- in case we need to resusitate you or anything like that. I’d say you could borrow their knowledge for now until it all becomes clear.

Kthanxbai,

Mrs. Anonymous

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